First of all, it was stupid and boring! Never make me read that crap again! I mean, rocks as medicine? Who really thought that putting a dumb stone on your face would cure anything? I'm glad I never had to use a healer!
And who even cares about the history of rocks? If you throw one at someone, it hurts! If you bash something against one, it breaks! That's all that matters!
[ She rants for a while longer here, but I'm too lazy even though I made you give me a subject for her to read about. It's clear that she read the book, though, and thoroughly at that. After she finishes up with an angry exclamation: ]
But in the end, I still managed to defy you, father! I didn't read just your book, but another whole bunch of them as well! As usual, I acted completely against your expectations! How's that for being resourceful?
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And who even cares about the history of rocks? If you throw one at someone, it hurts! If you bash something against one, it breaks! That's all that matters!
[ She rants for a while longer here, but I'm too lazy even though I made you give me a subject for her to read about. It's clear that she read the book, though, and thoroughly at that. After she finishes up with an angry exclamation: ]
But in the end, I still managed to defy you, father! I didn't read just your book, but another whole bunch of them as well! As usual, I acted completely against your expectations! How's that for being resourceful?